I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9358. | nivedh (n43527) | 88.31 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 9359. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 88.31 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9360. | Petri (akheron) | 88.31 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 9361. | Alek (aszarans) | 88.30 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 9362. | Guðjón (krotari) | 88.30 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9363. | Alex (wu2481632) | 88.30 | 93% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9364. | Tyler (standishman25) | 88.30 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 9365. | Abdo (zxiest) | 88.30 | 96.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 9366. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 88.29 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 9367. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 88.28 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9368. | Brittany (bhunter9) | 88.28 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 9369. | jejega (jejega) | 88.28 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 9370. | Romi (romino) | 88.28 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
| 9371. | HSS (⌐■_■) (111+) (ho... | 88.27 | 97% | 2025-07-25 |
| 9372. | Junuh (junuh) | 88.27 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9373. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 88.27 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 9374. | Samuel (bradenluvzlax) | 88.26 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 9375. | Marco (marcomilo) | 88.26 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9376. | phardsz (phardsz) | 88.26 | 96% | 2016-11-25 |
| 9377. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 88.26 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9378. | Max (elsancho5) | 88.25 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 9379. | fatih (webfox) | 88.25 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9380. | Gourav (batragrv) | 88.25 | 95% | 2015-11-14 |
| 9381. | Sagi (sagi73) | 88.24 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9382. | willy (willywongker69) | 88.24 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9383. | Calvin (b1ack) | 88.24 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 9384. | Nik (nikaliceking) | 88.24 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 9385. | ju yun (schylarker) | 88.24 | 98% | 2017-03-26 |
| 9386. | Katherine (zoogalor) | 88.23 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 9387. | Camote69 (lichclass) | 88.22 | 95.4% | 2023-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |