I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 3935. | ppun (ppun) | 105.02 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 3936. | Jimbo (bananza_fan) | 105.01 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3937. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 105.00 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 3938. | Boom (moeroach) | 104.99 | 99% | 2020-05-21 |
| 3939. | poopy (caliphron) | 104.99 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 3940. | Connor (craposo7) | 104.99 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 3941. | siri (sag339) | 104.99 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 3942. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 104.98 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 3943. | Djem (djem) | 104.98 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 3944. | Me (perfectaim) | 104.97 | 99% | 2019-04-05 |
| 3945. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 104.97 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 3946. | Vendain (vendain) | 104.97 | 96% | 2015-07-20 |
| 3947. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 104.96 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 3948. | aeromex (aeromex) | 104.95 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3949. | on earth, as it is in heave... | 104.95 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 3950. | Atomik (atomikality) | 104.95 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 3951. | The (the_bat100) | 104.94 | 98.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3952. | Murk (marchell0) | 104.94 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 3953. | Sadi (kandeemusic) | 104.94 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 3954. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 104.94 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3955. | Fried (frieddust) | 104.94 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| 3956. | avery (stridersword) | 104.94 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 3957. | dgarrett43 (dgarrett43) | 104.93 | 98.7% | 2024-07-27 |
| 3958. | Ron Ibarra (papinichulo) | 104.93 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 3959. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 104.93 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 3960. | austin (duckie5) | 104.92 | 97.7% | 2024-12-06 |
| 3961. | Lucas (supermug) | 104.92 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 3962. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 104.90 | 99% | 2025-07-26 |
| 3963. | (atorpy) | 104.90 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 3964. | Megan (siamesee) | 104.89 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |