So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34899. | [luu_nguyenphong@yh] (lnp2000) | 42.31 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 34900. | Moamen (moumin1) | 42.31 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 34901. | Enrico (enricodv) | 42.30 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 34902. | David (davand88) | 42.30 | 88% | 2017-04-02 |
| 34903. | Arpan (imarpan) | 42.30 | 92% | 2013-11-16 |
| 34904. | Ritik (beast2402) | 42.29 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 34905. | Ninh_MU (ninh_mu) | 42.29 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 34906. | allen (allencobi) | 42.29 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 34907. | Kashif (kashifsaeed52) | 42.28 | 94% | 2022-05-12 |
| 34908. | Smit (smit) | 42.28 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 34909. | keno (kenobi) | 42.28 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 34910. | aman (comewithme) | 42.28 | 92% | 2012-06-28 |
| 34911. | Lasha (arve333) | 42.27 | 93% | 2021-04-06 |
| 34912. | lwingyee (lwingyee) | 42.27 | 93% | 2015-10-03 |
| 34913. | moneer (moneersaleh) | 42.27 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 34914. | Jerrik (jerk) | 42.27 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 34915. | Marcel (marcel2) | 42.25 | 86% | 2013-11-26 |
| 34916. | Nocturn (nocturn_adrift) | 42.25 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 34917. | Sienna (bamitzsi) | 42.24 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 34918. | VodkaBuddyBoy (kru51) | 42.24 | 93% | 2014-09-18 |
| 34919. | Dmitry (dimka_ufo) | 42.24 | 91% | 2014-03-09 |
| 34920. | Come on (abbas9iq) | 42.23 | 93% | 2021-09-27 |
| 34921. | AFKLDJL (beginners_level) | 42.22 | 93% | 2021-04-14 |
| 34922. | Rudi (degoractus) | 42.21 | 94% | 2022-01-28 |
| 34923. | chawin (tariyor) | 42.21 | 91% | 2016-07-01 |
| 34924. | ESRA (esra) | 42.21 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 34925. | Razmane (razmane) | 42.20 | 88% | 2016-02-15 |
| 34926. | your (cool_pig) | 42.20 | 93.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34927. | pasupathi (pasu_chennai) | 42.20 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 34928. | Jonathan (jedawson) | 42.20 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |