So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26000. | Badfish (badfish) | 59.18 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 26001. | Micah (sporksy) | 59.17 | 94% | 2021-04-16 |
| 26002. | Prabuddha (learning2type1414) | 59.17 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 26003. | R. Heffer (rheffer) | 59.17 | 93% | 2015-07-28 |
| 26004. | lilsquish (yeldaha) | 59.17 | 93% | 2016-04-25 |
| 26005. | Oussaa (oussie_x) | 59.17 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 26006. | Mazzy (baylon) | 59.17 | 97% | 2014-10-28 |
| 26007. | Xyrnia (xryoumisaki) | 59.16 | 93% | 2019-05-02 |
| 26008. | John (equivocxl) | 59.16 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 26009. | dvorak alt (atypicalttypist) | 59.16 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 26010. | alex (saltycoke) | 59.16 | 90% | 2012-04-05 |
| 26011. | Zachary (zacharide) | 59.16 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 26012. | discolars (discolars) | 59.16 | 88% | 2016-02-21 |
| 26013. | Chaiwit (graphicianz) | 59.16 | 94% | 2012-08-11 |
| 26014. | Henry (xylz) | 59.16 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 26015. | Azizkhan (azizkhan) | 59.16 | 95% | 2014-12-15 |
| 26016. | uann (uann1) | 59.15 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 26017. | Jerry (nimaina) | 59.15 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 26018. | (kngochai) | 59.15 | 88% | 2015-11-19 |
| 26019. | Abdul (aqkk) | 59.15 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 26020. | rhenyx (rhenyx) | 59.15 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 26021. | Pete (peteau) | 59.15 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
| 26022. | Wanda (upquark) | 59.15 | 92% | 2012-12-20 |
| 26023. | Tukang (tukang) | 59.15 | 93% | 2013-01-15 |
| 26024. | MArcel (marcel01) | 59.15 | 92% | 2014-03-21 |
| 26025. | sarah (infiniterace) | 59.15 | 92% | 2011-07-16 |
| 26026. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 59.15 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| 26027. | Rick (araishikeiwai) | 59.14 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 26028. | Tim (dragon5453) | 59.14 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 26029. | Cassandra (sandruh) | 59.14 | 89% | 2014-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |