As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10268. | Black (mommymania) | 83.62 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 10269. | Will (willwoz27) | 83.62 | 98% | 2024-07-30 |
| 10270. | Batoro (redsnake05) | 83.62 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 10271. | Underscores4Fun (koskos) | 83.62 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 10272. | Jpeg104 (jpeg104) | 83.62 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 10273. | Howard (howaard) | 83.62 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 10274. | Prashast (prashast) | 83.62 | 91% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10275. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 83.62 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 10276. | mercy (mercy_13) | 83.61 | 98.4% | 2024-04-22 |
| 10277. | Casey Kongpanickul (kc3000) | 83.61 | 100% | 2023-06-17 |
| 10278. | MZ90 (mz90) | 83.61 | 98.2% | 2024-12-19 |
| 10279. | qwerty (longhongc) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 10280. | Tony (tonsta) | 83.61 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10281. | Iniquity (iniquityqt) | 83.61 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 10282. | TYPELEGEND (typelegends) | 83.61 | 95.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10283. | Andy (casuallyannoying) | 83.61 | 95% | 2019-07-30 |
| 10284. | Watdahill (jieoms) | 83.60 | 97.6% | 2024-05-25 |
| 10285. | Warzombie (warzombie) | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 10286. | DanK (maplefrost) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10287. | ODVB (hyclonic) | 83.60 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 10288. | daisy (daisyliu4) | 83.60 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 10289. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 83.59 | 97.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 10290. | ApostleOfTheLazy (aayushm8) | 83.59 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 10291. | pin (fatcatpin) | 83.59 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 10292. | Matthew (matthewj26) | 83.58 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10293. | stub92 (stub9) | 83.58 | 96% | 2025-08-18 |
| 10294. | Ed (ryten22) | 83.58 | 96.1% | 2023-11-28 |
| 10295. | Martin (cydrox) | 83.58 | 99% | 2018-05-31 |
| 10296. | fixing my acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 83.58 | 96.2% | 2023-12-09 |
| 10297. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |