I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2650. | (pepoto) | 82.42 | 95% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2651. | (siess) | 82.41 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 2652. | (robsonwp) | 82.41 | 97.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 2653. | (decent_ma) | 82.40 | 97% | 2025-06-26 |
| 2654. | (anononetwo) | 82.38 | 98% | 2026-03-25 |
| 2655. | (admin_nistrator) | 82.37 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2656. | (endy28) | 82.37 | 95% | 2025-11-12 |
| 2657. | (jarthur23) | 82.37 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2658. | (juicyguidette) | 82.37 | 97% | 2026-01-09 |
| 2659. | (r_chin) | 82.35 | 96.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2660. | (kaldiyupi) | 82.34 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2661. | (manojrawat6453) | 82.32 | 97.8% | 2023-07-07 |
| 2662. | (joxty17) | 82.31 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2663. | (khron0s) | 82.30 | 95% | 2025-03-27 |
| 2664. | (fortress_king) | 82.30 | 97.1% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2665. | (hey_you_dont_trip) | 82.28 | 97.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2666. | (tomm1234y) | 82.25 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2667. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.25 | 96.4% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2668. | (gm21) | 82.24 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2669. | (behm) | 82.24 | 95.8% | 2024-04-28 |
| 2670. | Sambhav (sam_b_hav) | 82.23 | 97% | 2024-11-15 |
| 2671. | (sweetyukibo) | 82.23 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2672. | (yonezuosi) | 82.22 | 96.9% | 2024-01-17 |
| 2673. | (hairdome) | 82.18 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2674. | (gerbenklapwijk) | 82.16 | 97.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2675. | Sake (sake69) | 82.12 | 99% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2676. | (jupalaja) | 82.11 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| 2677. | (linhleo372) | 82.11 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2678. | (deviousranger) | 82.10 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2679. | (daydreamsky) | 82.09 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |