See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12985. | anya sethi (manage) | 71.74 | 98.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12986. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 71.74 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 12987. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 71.73 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12988. | Angela (suangest) | 71.73 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12989. | Muaz (muazerino) | 71.72 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 12990. | Alex (rxndom) | 71.72 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 12991. | Brendan (concice) | 71.72 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 12992. | Ilya (ilya_0328) | 71.72 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 12993. | Sebastian (jschavesr) | 71.72 | 96.7% | 2023-05-31 |
| 12994. | BobSty (bobsty) | 71.72 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 12995. | qwerty (longhongc) | 71.72 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
| 12996. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 71.72 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 12997. | Goku (rmehedi) | 71.71 | 96.2% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12998. | Geri (elainaa) | 71.70 | 98% | 2024-12-28 |
| 12999. | TJ (tjcaustin) | 71.70 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 13000. | Andreas (mangabro) | 71.70 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 13001. | Replicant (replicant09) | 71.69 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 13002. | you (gotten) | 71.69 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 13003. | Ichimid (fm1d) | 71.69 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13004. | Choong Hyun (chlee) | 71.69 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13005. | Mantis (mantisplays) | 71.69 | 95.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13006. | Robin (dieselamstiesl) | 71.69 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 13007. | invader (megawutt) | 71.68 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 13008. | Rens (rensvincent) | 71.68 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 13009. | Angus (angy89013) | 71.67 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 13010. | Liam (good_ol_lee) | 71.66 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 13011. | ajeet (ajeetra) | 71.66 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| 13012. | Joy (joypark21) | 71.66 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 13013. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 71.66 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 13014. | (amithps66) | 71.66 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |