So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31097. | (karl_2008) | 49.85 | 95% | 2022-12-09 |
| 31098. | shubham (aditya2003) | 49.85 | 98.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 31099. | (corakuo) | 49.85 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
| 31100. | (kenneth09) | 49.85 | 91% | 2016-05-29 |
| 31101. | (jap08) | 49.85 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 31102. | Emir (emir) | 49.85 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 31103. | (ayla_jan02@yahoo.com) | 49.85 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 31104. | (akhilesh) | 49.85 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 31105. | (nigelhaha) | 49.84 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 31106. | Tilen (tilen) | 49.84 | 96% | 2017-12-08 |
| 31107. | (thanhtinh_90) | 49.84 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 31108. | debois (debois) | 49.84 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 31109. | (mayzz) | 49.84 | 95% | 2023-09-29 |
| 31110. | (murawskid1126) | 49.84 | 84% | 2013-07-24 |
| 31111. | Wency (swencys) | 49.84 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 31112. | (dalicanollie) | 49.84 | 89% | 2016-11-22 |
| 31113. | (manoninfinity) | 49.83 | 94% | 2023-04-20 |
| 31114. | (zwoord) | 49.83 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 31115. | (sho_mee) | 49.83 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 31116. | Rafael (brafs165) | 49.83 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 31117. | (nubskr) | 49.83 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| 31118. | (sixkey) | 49.83 | 94% | 2021-07-11 |
| 31119. | (ryypo) | 49.83 | 94.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 31120. | (plutonium) | 49.83 | 87% | 2013-01-05 |
| 31121. | Ankur (dylandock) | 49.83 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
| 31122. | (carrie) | 49.83 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 31123. | (njseoulman) | 49.82 | 87% | 2015-12-24 |
| 31124. | (valiant63) | 49.82 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 31125. | (a_wild_qwerty) | 49.82 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| 31126. | (lars2300) | 49.82 | 88% | 2015-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |