Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5384. | thingy (vibrantsun) | 50.47 | 92% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5385. | EXO (bccdklssxexo) | 50.47 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 5386. | Grant (gboi881) | 50.41 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5387. | Uzair (uzairali001) | 50.40 | 94% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5388. | Daaa (igopda) | 50.39 | 94% | 2019-07-14 |
| 5389. | Patryk (sirdirty) | 50.39 | 95% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5390. | Foysal (foysalbhuiyan) | 50.39 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5391. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 50.37 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 5392. | Yuthika (k80936) | 50.36 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 5393. | Creed (creed1912) | 50.35 | 94% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5394. | Pink (pinkbass) | 50.35 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 5395. | Mark (pap1) | 50.33 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5396. | Nick (nick43) | 50.29 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5397. | christopher (something90) | 50.29 | 91% | 2018-10-21 |
| 5398. | Sam (sam77777) | 50.24 | 93% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5399. | John (johndoe7) | 50.24 | 95% | 2019-12-20 |
| 5400. | Mickel (starlord322) | 50.22 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 5401. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 50.22 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 5402. | primrose (abigaillll) | 50.21 | 93% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5403. | Dominik (killerqueen912) | 50.17 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 5404. | Josue (mangalarge) | 50.16 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5405. | diesbot (t0mbery) | 50.16 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 5406. | mot_and_how (mot_and_how) | 50.15 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 5407. | Jaafar (hammoudgj) | 50.14 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5408. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.14 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 5409. | ＩＳＡＡＣ (i_s_a_a_c) | 50.13 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5410. | Mikayla (msewell) | 50.13 | 95% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5411. | Omar (melonana) | 50.13 | 94% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5412. | Johnny (johnnycelis91) | 50.13 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5413. | Abhinav (bigweeb69) | 50.10 | 93% | 2020-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |