I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11873. | Cryptic (cinargamertv) | 80.32 | 94% | 2022-07-30 |
| 11874. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 80.32 | 89% | 2017-01-30 |
| 11875. | IronSmithnearyou (rotinaan) | 80.31 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 11876. | Auzzy (zororion) | 80.31 | 99% | 2024-06-23 |
| 11877. | Matilda (matildaj) | 80.31 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 11878. | Peter (ch9cken) | 80.30 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 11879. | Gareth (mrmlg081) | 80.30 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11880. | Jave (iwilldefeatyou69) | 80.29 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 11881. | Nicholas (avelaval) | 80.29 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 11882. | Changs (cgola) | 80.29 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11883. | alpaca (icealpaca91) | 80.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
| 11884. | James (freetheguy) | 80.28 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 11885. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 80.28 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 11886. | Jem (jemanema) | 80.27 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 11887. | braden (cablebox) | 80.27 | 99% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11888. | Abu Shaikh (abu_nibir) | 80.27 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 11889. | Laz (lazzo) | 80.26 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 11890. | Kermilian Nguyen (kermilian... | 80.26 | 96% | 2025-05-31 |
| 11891. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 80.26 | 98.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11892. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 80.26 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 11893. | fastAFboii (streetsidekimchi) | 80.25 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| 11894. | Yakiniku (bigmeatball) | 80.25 | 96.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11895. | nevermore0123 (arctosa) | 80.25 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 11896. | Alexander (jopler) | 80.25 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 11897. | Juho (safou) | 80.25 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 11898. | Guest(you) (guest_you_) | 80.24 | 99% | 2017-04-25 |
| 11899. | nomin (nomiin) | 80.24 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 11900. | Ignacy (bombylius) | 80.24 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 11901. | dwikydd (dwikydd) | 80.24 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 11902. | Jed (jedmedina) | 80.24 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |