The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4357. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 117.30 | 98% | 2014-08-21 |
| 4358. | Josh (theunknownhero) | 117.30 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 4359. | Ajax (mangaganga) | 117.30 | 100% | 2013-01-29 |
| 4360. | Sam (nimrif) | 117.29 | 97% | 2013-09-02 |
| 4361. | Angelo (galvezangelo) | 117.29 | 99% | 2023-05-23 |
| 4362. | paul (superspys) | 117.28 | 97% | 2016-08-27 |
| 4363. | Hotball (hotball) | 117.27 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 4364. | Dan (whisper) | 117.27 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 4365. | deceptiveVI (dsaldana711) | 117.26 | 96% | 2011-12-26 |
| 4366. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 117.26 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 4367. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 117.25 | 98.3% | 2021-02-22 |
| 4368. | Winnie (procrastinate) | 117.25 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 4369. | Amy (llongamy) | 117.25 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 4370. | Jacki (fwog) | 117.25 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 4371. | Ian (petwoip) | 117.24 | 100% | 2015-06-29 |
| 4372. | Stéphane (fuelnatchos) | 117.24 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 4373. | Manolo (manolom) | 117.23 | 98% | 2014-03-12 |
| 4374. | Jordan (meinzerthurman) | 117.22 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 4375. | Robin (scharm0119) | 117.22 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 4376. | steve (streve) | 117.21 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 4377. | Richard (yuel) | 117.21 | 99% | 2013-02-23 |
| 4378. | Steven (swwu) | 117.21 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 4379. | Austin (riggedworld) | 117.20 | 98% | 2013-08-29 |
| 4380. | .. (noyoucant) | 117.20 | 90% | 2015-10-31 |
| 4381. | Phil (octoinky) | 117.20 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 4382. | evan (evanbrah) | 117.19 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 4383. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 117.19 | 100% | 2022-01-20 |
| 4384. | Bogi (physicx101) | 117.19 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
| 4385. | Eric (neuronix) | 117.19 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 4386. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 117.19 | 100% | 2018-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |