I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9211. | Daisy (daisyeminem) | 88.75 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9212. | Antonio (antotot04) | 88.75 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 9213. | Amarnath (stormprod) | 88.74 | 97% | 2025-05-01 |
| 9214. | Hayley (halo1186) | 88.74 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9215. | KPeep (kpeep) | 88.74 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 9216. | JEM (jem5268) | 88.74 | 98% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9217. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 88.74 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9218. | Shanti Swaroop (shanti_swar... | 88.73 | 98.3% | 2024-07-14 |
| 9219. | jing (jingunnn) | 88.73 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 9220. | MangoBox (mangobox) | 88.73 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 9221. | Chris Jozef Cad (kamireign) | 88.73 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9222. | alex (aj25) | 88.72 | 95% | 2020-08-06 |
| 9223. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 88.72 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 9224. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 88.72 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 9225. | Alo (alosarv) | 88.72 | 99% | 2016-02-04 |
| 9226. | Workbean (workbean) | 88.72 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 9227. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 88.71 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 9228. | Peter (meffisto420) | 88.71 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 9229. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 88.71 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
| 9230. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 88.71 | 91% | 2015-09-24 |
| 9231. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 88.71 | 99% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9232. | Switch (swits) | 88.70 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 9233. | Conor (conargh) | 88.70 | 97% | 2025-08-23 |
| 9234. | Ivan (agrus) | 88.70 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 9235. | kc (kc067) | 88.69 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 9236. | jan_mase (jan_mase) | 88.69 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 9237. | Luis (skiddley) | 88.69 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 9238. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 88.68 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 9239. | sakuu (jofwee) | 88.68 | 94% | 2017-04-11 |
| 9240. | cabro (mdrmono) | 88.67 | 97% | 2025-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |