So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20060. | 4Head (anele) | 68.37 | 93% | 2017-01-07 |
| 20061. | Trae (traeb1999) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 20062. | chris (microsoft_zune) | 68.36 | 88% | 2012-11-06 |
| 20063. | rufus (rufus6409) | 68.36 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 20064. | Konrad (smoedi) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 20065. | Chin (chinnoname) | 68.35 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 20066. | channie (channiexuhi) | 68.35 | 95% | 2023-07-13 |
| 20067. | Lucy (masterlu789) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 20068. | Luis (redbeam) | 68.35 | 97% | 2012-04-11 |
| 20069. | Madison (mnbutler) | 68.35 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 20070. | H (hajpoj) | 68.35 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 20071. | Juggle (juggle6) | 68.34 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 20072. | badprogrammer (nw20141) | 68.34 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 20073. | Nick (the_ginster) | 68.34 | 90% | 2013-05-20 |
| 20074. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 20075. | wharup (wharup) | 68.34 | 100% | 2013-08-25 |
| 20076. | Jordan (mramazing1992) | 68.33 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
| 20077. | loser (losingstreakwr) | 68.33 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
| 20078. | Ash (toomanytocount) | 68.33 | 95.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20079. | Luda (ludavis) | 68.33 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 20080. | Maninder (manindersingh) | 68.33 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 20081. | new (pookieface) | 68.33 | 98% | 2016-04-09 |
| 20082. | Thiago (toliveira) | 68.33 | 99% | 2011-05-23 |
| 20083. | Csanád (csani_ryan) | 68.33 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
| 20084. | Rino (rino_gitu_loh) | 68.33 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 20085. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 68.33 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
| 20086. | peter (pbang) | 68.32 | 90% | 2014-05-26 |
| 20087. | Rohit (rohitsaigeetha) | 68.32 | 96% | 2015-11-09 |
| 20088. | Chris (integrus) | 68.32 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 20089. | Micah (cobbmic) | 68.32 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |