Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4859. | FartFairy (fartfairy2) | 61.30 | 93% | 2020-04-08 |
| 4860. | Ashton (notfast001) | 61.29 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4861. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 61.29 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4862. | Dino (_dino_) | 61.29 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4863. | Arvind (arvindlamba454) | 61.28 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4864. | Daivat (daivatvaishnani) | 61.28 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 4865. | Somil (ferm) | 61.27 | 96% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4866. | Ⓐ (mag1c) | 61.26 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 4867. | Ed (edddddddie) | 61.25 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4868. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 61.25 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4869. | Erik (bupu) | 61.24 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 4870. | Vojtěch (bigtire) | 61.24 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4871. | Robert (rmedin04) | 61.21 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 4872. | Matrix (ss005) | 61.19 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 4873. | Jackson (baccarat) | 61.19 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4874. | Son (dogtooth) | 61.19 | 95% | 2018-05-04 |
| 4875. | Manick (manickspeed) | 61.17 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 4876. | cope (xucolite) | 61.17 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4877. | Aman (amanengineer) | 61.16 | 94% | 2020-08-01 |
| 4878. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 61.15 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 4879. | Roman (r_balu) | 61.15 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4880. | Cedar (beanieroll) | 61.14 | 94% | 2018-09-16 |
| 4881. | thavin (thavinxz) | 61.14 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 4882. | Ryan (qcoldwater) | 61.13 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 4883. | Timur (baatarlp) | 61.13 | 97% | 2018-01-04 |
| 4884. | spencer (duckywucky) | 61.13 | 94% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4885. | Gantulga (gantulga) | 61.13 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4886. | c'mon man (gabe777) | 61.13 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4887. | Yaron (yaronwittenstein) | 61.12 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4888. | R1ng (r1ng) | 61.12 | 93% | 2019-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |