So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16956. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 73.11 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16957. | pheng (sonita) | 73.11 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 16958. | Binod (binodfoeva) | 73.11 | 99% | 2019-08-17 |
| 16959. | Hayk (hayk22) | 73.11 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 16960. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 73.11 | 98% | 2014-11-04 |
| 16961. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 73.11 | 97% | 2016-05-19 |
| 16962. | Martin (martinius) | 73.10 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
| 16963. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 73.10 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 16964. | P (pushingbits) | 73.10 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 16965. | Evangelos (es305) | 73.10 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 16966. | Amr (xslash11) | 73.10 | 95% | 2012-10-26 |
| 16967. | Feti (eltion) | 73.10 | 98% | 2012-03-03 |
| 16968. | Daniel (dan_chilaquil) | 73.09 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 16969. | Tran Thai Anh (anh_tran123) | 73.09 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 16970. | Magnus (parameter) | 73.09 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 16971. | Derek (lumbartgenzo) | 73.09 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 16972. | jack (jackowagstaffe) | 73.08 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 16973. | Nishant (nishantdesai1306) | 73.08 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 16974. | Tiffany (mangles) | 73.08 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 16975. | D1eg8 (drm86) | 73.08 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 16976. | Leon (aaaaleon) | 73.08 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 16977. | sora (soraeri) | 73.08 | 95% | 2014-05-10 |
| 16978. | Mohammed (mhdco7) | 73.08 | 97% | 2013-07-13 |
| 16979. | Ivan (ivantse) | 73.07 | 91% | 2016-04-18 |
| 16980. | Pun (puntypes) | 73.07 | 94% | 2016-10-17 |
| 16981. | Jason (jsntrs) | 73.07 | 97.4% | 2023-07-14 |
| 16982. | Evan (evang12) | 73.07 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 16983. | Jonathan (dittopoop) | 73.07 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16984. | David (speedydave) | 73.07 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 16985. | Jessica (hairokami) | 73.07 | 94% | 2014-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |