The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23024. | ash (iloveass999lover) | 72.19 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
| 23025. | Omeed (notomeed) | 72.19 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 23026. | Haezal (ezalepy87) | 72.19 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 23027. | Ruined (ruinedgabbo) | 72.19 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 23028. | Julie (pinkdaisy) | 72.19 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
| 23029. | Nam Hải (macvan) | 72.19 | 95% | 2013-04-21 |
| 23030. | Khris Lendl (khrislendltuta... | 72.19 | 90% | 2011-11-15 |
| 23031. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 72.19 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 23032. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 72.18 | 96% | 2015-09-07 |
| 23033. | abtswiath (abtswiath) | 72.18 | 99% | 2025-04-22 |
| 23034. | Anthony (insertnamehere2323) | 72.18 | 96.7% | 2024-10-22 |
| 23035. | Dippin (dippindappin) | 72.18 | 99% | 2025-05-01 |
| 23036. | hal (theemak) | 72.18 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 23037. | MJ (smaji182) | 72.18 | 95% | 2015-11-23 |
| 23038. | Evani (evani78) | 72.18 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
| 23039. | Edward (dodo_zu) | 72.18 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 23040. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 72.17 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
| 23041. | Bruce (cybwong) | 72.17 | 96.5% | 2024-07-10 |
| 23042. | Conner (vandecon) | 72.17 | 97% | 2025-10-23 |
| 23043. | Akiru (akiru_0) | 72.17 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| 23044. | Blue (tiger1080) | 72.17 | 98.3% | 2025-03-21 |
| 23045. | peanuts314 (peanuts314) | 72.17 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 23046. | Alejandro Carrasco (chrome_5) | 72.17 | 96% | 2024-09-01 |
| 23047. | ed (sxxos) | 72.17 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 23048. | patricius901 (patricius901) | 72.17 | 97.2% | 2024-12-19 |
| 23049. | percman (percyman33) | 72.17 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 23050. | Mitchell (mandirin) | 72.17 | 97.2% | 2024-01-24 |
| 23051. | Martin (martin039) | 72.17 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 23052. | Ian (mightygi11) | 72.17 | 95% | 2024-02-15 |
| 23053. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 72.17 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |