So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31832. | gusher (wizardlordbob) | 49.44 | 96.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 31833. | Johrdis (johrdis) | 49.44 | 89% | 2014-08-23 |
| 31834. | Manan (mjp1271994) | 49.44 | 90% | 2015-09-15 |
| 31835. | Milaan (milaan_raj) | 49.43 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 31836. | Chrysos (chrysos) | 49.43 | 93% | 2023-05-27 |
| 31837. | XThnuder (xthunder) | 49.43 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 31838. | Tu (rose4) | 49.43 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 31839. | yy (ufotonyyu) | 49.43 | 95% | 2015-02-09 |
| 31840. | Dan (diamond98) | 49.42 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
| 31841. | Radzik (r_dzik) | 49.42 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 31842. | Jeremiah (zzdaloranzz) | 49.42 | 92% | 2014-05-30 |
| 31843. | Mochamad Nurkhayal (mnkadafi) | 49.42 | 91% | 2016-02-25 |
| 31844. | Holy (dogfobia) | 49.41 | 84% | 2016-03-13 |
| 31845. | Mister Potato (weihow92) | 49.41 | 91% | 2015-07-11 |
| 31846. | Insta: Thomas.Rowland (chop... | 49.41 | 93% | 2011-05-21 |
| 31847. | Noob (braveyard) | 49.41 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 31848. | beat me if you can! (suriya... | 49.40 | 95% | 2022-08-21 |
| 31849. | kalyoncu (kalyoncu7) | 49.40 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 31850. | manjeet (manjeetsachdeva18) | 49.40 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 31851. | amanda (manders83) | 49.40 | 90% | 2012-02-01 |
| 31852. | Sean (manbeervark) | 49.40 | 93% | 2014-02-17 |
| 31853. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 49.40 | 95% | 2017-12-10 |
| 31854. | Sam (samduke) | 49.39 | 94% | 2022-07-07 |
| 31855. | Ansh (gamerboyansh_1234) | 49.39 | 95.8% | 2023-07-12 |
| 31856. | Abdujalol (abdujalolerkinov) | 49.39 | 94% | 2021-09-28 |
| 31857. | Budi (budidarmawan234) | 49.39 | 94% | 2012-12-05 |
| 31858. | Carrie (ta2ati2d) | 49.39 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 31859. | gunars (huks) | 49.39 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 31860. | chander (chanderpal) | 49.39 | 96% | 2015-09-29 |
| 31861. | Joey (joeyshoe2) | 49.38 | 89% | 2015-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |