As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5391. | KetanaBlade (ketanablade) | 95.99 | 96.2% | 2024-11-25 |
| 5392. | TheGuest (notjustaguest) | 95.99 | 98.6% | 2024-12-21 |
| 5393. | Kevin (kander37) | 95.99 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 5394. | Ceckulienka (ceckulienka) | 95.99 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 5395. | Jack (user85793) | 95.99 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 5396. | Marcus (asdfmango) | 95.99 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 5397. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 95.98 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 5398. | Freddy (frcepeda) | 95.98 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 5399. | Kex (kexlog) | 95.98 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 5400. | zach (zachleachtx) | 95.97 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 5401. | Teegey (teegey) | 95.97 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 5402. | Craig (clockworkcraig) | 95.96 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 5403. | Braeden (bsgamr) | 95.96 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 5404. | Rainbow (rainbowdudebh) | 95.96 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5405. | coco (fatherless) | 95.96 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5406. | Jesse (2xtreme1) | 95.96 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 5407. | zenoraic (zenoraic) | 95.95 | 97% | 2024-05-21 |
| 5408. | MandelBroccoli (mandelbrocc... | 95.95 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5409. | ClamXtX (clamxtx) | 95.95 | 99% | 2024-02-25 |
| 5410. | dude (udead1) | 95.95 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5411. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 95.94 | 97.6% | 2023-11-10 |
| 5412. | Michael (notmaiku) | 95.94 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5413. | MamaCherry (mamacherry) | 95.93 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 5414. | Jimi (twentey) | 95.93 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 5415. | Avi (_avi_) | 95.93 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 5416. | Ken (tpyingn00b) | 95.92 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5417. | KTH (kthmanish) | 95.92 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5418. | saxum (saxum) | 95.92 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5419. | Kert (iikertii) | 95.92 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5420. | Pranav (pranavk) | 95.91 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |