Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2354. | Justin (jubstein) | 82.04 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 2355. | Lt. Cmdr (zeman1337) | 82.04 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2356. | Troy (troyl) | 82.04 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 2357. | Papa (papabear88) | 82.02 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2358. | Riadh (riadhe) | 82.01 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 2359. | Jefferson (waynexzx123) | 81.98 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 2360. | Andre (andretx) | 81.97 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 2361. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 81.97 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2362. | muffin (fatmuffin) | 81.97 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2363. | Adem (euphorichardstyle) | 81.97 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2364. | zeph (jazzdad) | 81.96 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2365. | ted (sayonara999) | 81.95 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 2366. | ☼Nikola☼ (5crownik007) | 81.94 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 2367. | Zodiac (nailgunn) | 81.94 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 2368. | DANIEL (dizo) | 81.92 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2369. | Sam (busiclucho) | 81.91 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 2370. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 81.90 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2371. | Mandy (mandeep7) | 81.90 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2372. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 81.90 | 100% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2373. | mars (marswork) | 81.88 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2374. | tak (vidaf) | 81.88 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2375. | gabe (f_tube) | 81.85 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2376. | Brandon (brandony459) | 81.84 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 2377. | hyp (hyprix) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2378. | Naji (neji7) | 81.81 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 2379. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 81.81 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 2380. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 81.80 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
| 2381. | Jenwich (jenwich) | 81.80 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2382. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 81.79 | 99% | 2018-04-29 |
| 2383. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 81.79 | 96% | 2018-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |