I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14010. | James (ddir_james) | 77.79 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 14011. | Wangus (shaggysuave) | 77.79 | 86% | 2016-08-12 |
| 14012. | Viktor (loomer) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 14013. | Tricoe (tricoe) | 77.78 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 14014. | Eric (erichong) | 77.78 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 14015. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 77.77 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 14016. | David Yi Hong (davidyihong) | 77.76 | 96.9% | 2024-07-25 |
| 14017. | Kash79 (kashyap79) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 14018. | Soren Nilsen (wmf992) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 14019. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 77.76 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14020. | Jayden (duckjayden) | 77.75 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 14021. | aomine (aomine247) | 77.75 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 14022. | [👺]NameNotQuality (namen... | 77.75 | 97.1% | 2023-10-07 |
| 14023. | mental (mental) | 77.75 | 96% | 2016-12-14 |
| 14024. | Justin (justin1013) | 77.75 | 99% | 2017-12-09 |
| 14025. | L (eruroraito) | 77.75 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 14026. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 77.74 | 95.6% | 2024-11-09 |
| 14027. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 77.74 | 96.8% | 2023-09-03 |
| 14028. | Mandy (mandeep7) | 77.74 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 14029. | sigmatyper69 (sigmatyper69) | 77.73 | 96.8% | 2025-02-03 |
| 14030. | Lur3t (lur3t) | 77.73 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 14031. | random (random_guy145) | 77.73 | 98.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 14032. | Mateusz (mamba908) | 77.72 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 14033. | Akash (aaa123blender) | 77.72 | 98% | 2024-09-21 |
| 14034. | mohan (mohan2002) | 77.72 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 14035. | Johnny (johnny2649) | 77.72 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 14036. | lammi (lamie) | 77.72 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 14037. | Ed (enormoused) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 14038. | Antoni (toni212) | 77.71 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14039. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 77.70 | 97% | 2025-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |