So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9381. | God (jpaul100) | 86.87 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9382. | Grace (kitsumi) | 86.87 | 96% | 2012-03-01 |
| 9383. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 86.87 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 9384. | Eli (iggy) | 86.87 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
| 9385. | Nobody (anhddo) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 9386. | Ktnix (ktnix) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9387. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9388. | Ben (sworkles) | 86.86 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 9389. | Verity (verity_2) | 86.86 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| 9390. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 86.86 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 9391. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 86.86 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 9392. | Dutchdelight (dutchdelight) | 86.86 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 9393. | Aj (toppingsplease) | 86.85 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9394. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 9395. | svs (svs_manee) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 9396. | Raja (rajamalik) | 86.85 | 98% | 2013-12-24 |
| 9397. | Hannah (hannah1921) | 86.84 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
| 9398. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 86.84 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 9399. | Jeff (jdu27) | 86.84 | 92% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9400. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 86.84 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 9401. | Al (alalkemist) | 86.84 | 99% | 2018-07-05 |
| 9402. | big (aboxofkleenex) | 86.83 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 9403. | Flocc (flocc) | 86.83 | 97% | 2014-03-29 |
| 9404. | Erik (dakesuto) | 86.82 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 9405. | Shan (shan69420) | 86.82 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9406. | goldrush (goldrush) | 86.82 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 9407. | Jaewon (koreannun) | 86.81 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9408. | Jose (ugjose) | 86.81 | 96% | 2012-05-04 |
| 9409. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 86.81 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9410. | Domen (sablja) | 86.81 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |