The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3259. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 109.88 | 97% | 2013-03-05 |
3260. | Gloryan (shadowglory) | 109.88 | 90% | 2015-12-05 |
3261. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 109.88 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
3262. | Simone (imkindatoxiccx) | 109.86 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
3263. | Anth (anthboss) | 109.86 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
3264. | RambooUAE , A_A_A_A (killin... | 109.86 | — | 2010-12-14 |
3265. | Bruce (brucewaiker) | 109.86 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
3266. | k00lperson (k00lperson) | 109.86 | 94% | 2013-02-10 |
3267. | Jamie (shkm) | 109.85 | — | 2009-04-09 |
3268. | Richard Head (archimedesthe... | 109.85 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
3269. | Olivia (livlev) | 109.85 | 100% | 2016-10-28 |
3270. | William (obaws) | 109.84 | 97% | 2015-09-01 |
3271. | Sam (saemoos) | 109.83 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
3272. | Alan (alanyong) | 109.82 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
3273. | 60 WPM (60_wpm) | 109.82 | 97% | 2013-09-21 |
3274. | DJ (djjeavons) | 109.81 | — | 2008-12-23 |
3275. | Joshua (manboys54) | 109.80 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
3276. | rampulsious (hendr9xhr) | 109.79 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
3277. | Ben (softaco) | 109.78 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
3278. | Nodd (nodd) | 109.78 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
3279. | ha (chillbro) | 109.78 | 90% | 2011-06-10 |
3280. | Symmetry (symmetry) | 109.78 | 96% | 2012-07-29 |
3281. | Alex (avidal) | 109.77 | — | 2010-03-19 |
3282. | Tyler (vexus) | 109.77 | 92% | 2014-09-02 |
3283. | David (drosen) | 109.77 | — | 2008-10-18 |
3284. | Michael (gnurdux) | 109.76 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
3285. | Dire (direstorm) | 109.76 | 99% | 2021-05-27 |
3286. | N4T (taneel) | 109.76 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
3287. | Mishi (mickimouse) | 109.76 | 95% | 2013-12-25 |
3288. | asd (duzai) | 109.75 | 94% | 2014-12-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |