The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 67. | Kaze (username_s) | 127.19 | 92% | 2016-08-04 |
| 68. | 凪沙 (just_sayori) | 126.82 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 69. | (yhlothere) | 126.71 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 70. | (aggressivepie) | 126.51 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 71. | ⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅... | 126.29 | 99% | 2017-09-04 |
| 72. | sashavol (sashavol) | 126.26 | 90% | 2012-02-29 |
| 73. | URUHA RUSHIA (makish) | 125.78 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 74. | Hugh (zealoussniper) | 125.70 | 93% | 2013-06-15 |
| 75. | (binonunquineist) | 125.64 | 100% | 2015-03-17 |
| 76. | (theclairvoyant) | 125.58 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 77. | (swagtyper123) | 125.55 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 78. | (squello) | 125.35 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
| 79. | Andrew (goatrope) | 125.05 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 80. | Oppy - 500 power dq'd :) no... | 124.81 | 92% | 2015-04-09 |
| 81. | (shirls_meowmeow) | 124.65 | 95% | 2017-02-25 |
| 82. | (d_trish) | 124.51 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 83. | x (managerhwang) | 124.47 | 88% | 2016-04-01 |
| 84. | (tedd) | 124.30 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 85. | (jamiep0) | 124.16 | 99% | 2019-06-19 |
| 86. | (almonds96) | 124.15 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
| 87. | Madison (madisond) | 124.12 | 98% | 2014-09-04 |
| 88. | (dominationstation) | 123.38 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 89. | (ddajon8) | 123.08 | 100% | 2011-09-10 |
| 90. | (kikomeplease) | 123.02 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 91. | herro (aznbuhdiee) | 122.44 | 97% | 2011-11-21 |
| 92. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 122.07 | 99% | 2025-10-27 |
| 93. | (deliciousbrains) | 121.88 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 94. | (stoner_mael) | 121.88 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 95. | Chrais (chrais) | 121.22 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 96. | (hey_u) | 120.55 | 99% | 2012-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |