The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9660. | Brian (sharkfighter) | 47.62 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 9661. | OB1 (kratos73) | 47.61 | 92% | 2023-05-23 |
| 9662. | Subhajit (tumpasona) | 47.61 | 94% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9663. | humisar (humisar) | 47.61 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9664. | Lhei (jhaie) | 47.61 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 9665. | zuabir (zbkhan) | 47.61 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 9666. | Pealoaf (pealoaf) | 47.60 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9667. | Jitendra (techjittu) | 47.60 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9668. | Sareena (sareena999) | 47.60 | 96% | 2020-08-01 |
| 9669. | Kurama (kurama312) | 47.60 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
| 9670. | Charlie (charcharliew) | 47.60 | 89% | 2014-07-31 |
| 9671. | Brett (brett_sorenson_69) | 47.60 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 9672. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 47.60 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9673. | fimi (fimi) | 47.60 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 9674. | tasnim (beowulf) | 47.60 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 9675. | abby (abby_34) | 47.60 | — | 2010-01-09 |
| 9676. | dve (deva222) | 47.59 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9677. | mammad (mamdu) | 47.59 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9678. | Derp (bandchick101) | 47.59 | 86% | 2013-11-06 |
| 9679. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 47.59 | 90% | 2015-04-05 |
| 9680. | Nguyen Ngoc Minh (nminhpg) | 47.59 | 99% | 2012-01-13 |
| 9681. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 47.58 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9682. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 47.58 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 9683. | Marcel (marcey) | 47.58 | 90% | 2013-08-02 |
| 9684. | khon (tropelet) | 47.58 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 9685. | Jet (cdfjr4) | 47.58 | 86% | 2014-02-03 |
| 9686. | isra7766 (isra7766) | 47.57 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 9687. | tomathy (tommyinnit) | 47.57 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 9688. | hideo (hideo) | 47.57 | 96% | 2013-08-28 |
| 9689. | Vicky (iamvicky) | 47.57 | 92% | 2013-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |