The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22874. | Ruben (ecerulm_kinesis) | 67.25 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 22875. | thuytinh (hoathuytinhst12) | 67.25 | 98% | 2011-08-03 |
| 22876. | Saul (sknifey) | 67.24 | 95% | 2017-10-26 |
| 22877. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 67.24 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 22878. | Vincent (kingvince160) | 67.24 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 22879. | Syed Baqir (syedbaqirulhusn... | 67.24 | 95% | 2015-04-08 |
| 22880. | Witox (witho567) | 67.24 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 22881. | Hannes (hannesq) | 67.24 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 22882. | Kiran (kiranas007) | 67.24 | 95% | 2015-02-24 |
| 22883. | kacper (leszczyn) | 67.24 | 96% | 2017-12-03 |
| 22884. | JV (maxmalakas) | 67.24 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 22885. | jessica (jfernandes) | 67.24 | 86% | 2011-10-29 |
| 22886. | Huân (lixboi) | 67.24 | 95% | 2012-06-22 |
| 22887. | Cody (ydocakz) | 67.24 | 94% | 2013-11-20 |
| 22888. | Harold (sofedeas) | 67.24 | 91% | 2012-10-23 |
| 22889. | Gary (prtuc2) | 67.24 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 22890. | Devin (ledguy) | 67.23 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 22891. | Malzii (malzii) | 67.23 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
| 22892. | Ranak (rakibulranak) | 67.23 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 22893. | zizoo (zizoodz) | 67.23 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
| 22894. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.23 | 95% | 2012-01-24 |
| 22895. | EraZorX (erazorx) | 67.23 | 97% | 2014-10-07 |
| 22896. | NYOMBIR (nyombironald) | 67.23 | 88% | 2011-12-12 |
| 22897. | Nathan (nalb10212529) | 67.22 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 22898. | Curo (curo) | 67.22 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 22899. | Wypiety (szansanaszympansa) | 67.22 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 22900. | Triet (supertriet) | 67.22 | 92% | 2016-09-28 |
| 22901. | Mussa (muchab) | 67.22 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 22902. | sam (zacti) | 67.22 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 22903. | Miha (vuce) | 67.22 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |