The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16249. | Nguyen Thu Trang (ntt161) | 77.70 | 97% | 2011-10-09 |
| 16250. | Vasco (vascof) | 77.70 | 90% | 2015-11-29 |
| 16251. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 77.69 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 16252. | Kevin (mezak73) | 77.69 | 96% | 2014-07-31 |
| 16253. | Nguyễn Trần (dattran03) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 16254. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 77.69 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 16255. | shila (shila) | 77.69 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 16256. | batu kota (ngeseks) | 77.69 | 90% | 2012-05-10 |
| 16257. | Patrick (pmahones) | 77.69 | 93% | 2013-10-01 |
| 16258. | P (birchum2) | 77.69 | 94% | 2013-12-11 |
| 16259. | Anubhav4813 (etra_567) | 77.68 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 16260. | Ruben (cerane) | 77.68 | 90% | 2016-01-03 |
| 16261. | Margo (margo) | 77.68 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 16262. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 77.68 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 16263. | Abrar (abrar_al_samit) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 16264. | Kelley (pomona) | 77.67 | 94% | 2011-08-24 |
| 16265. | TiltClock (tiltclock) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 16266. | hibiscus (malvaceae) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 16267. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 77.66 | 93% | 2013-02-04 |
| 16268. | cityuser (cityuser) | 77.65 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 16269. | Mark (exbibit) | 77.65 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| 16270. | vivian !!! (pinkwafflecat) | 77.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 16271. | Daniel (natusvincere) | 77.65 | 92% | 2013-04-06 |
| 16272. | Carlos (layonman98) | 77.65 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 16273. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 77.65 | 98% | 2011-10-13 |
| 16274. | PBH (pbh19950) | 77.65 | 93% | 2012-07-14 |
| 16275. | Macy (macy200200) | 77.64 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 16276. | Mike (mikey5882) | 77.64 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16277. | Thien (thiennnt2021) | 77.64 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 16278. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 77.64 | 96% | 2016-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |