I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9996. | Adarkashark (adarkashark) | 85.72 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9997. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 85.72 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 9998. | 6292 (kenji6292) | 85.72 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9999. | Daniel (neon95) | 85.71 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 10000. | Flisti (flisti) | 85.71 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 10001. | Steven (eeekom) | 85.71 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 10002. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 85.71 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 10003. | anjalnliai (ihaveanaxehehehe) | 85.71 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10004. | Jose (cornjose877) | 85.69 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 10005. | David (wavexz) | 85.69 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 10006. | Sal (salspring) | 85.69 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10007. | Directrix1 (directrix1) | 85.69 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 10008. | Toddy (toddies) | 85.68 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 10009. | notkinruyuu (notkinruyuu) | 85.68 | 96.8% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10010. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 10011. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 85.67 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10012. | Eddy (turtleboy604) | 85.66 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 10013. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 85.66 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 10014. | Matthew (programmer42) | 85.66 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 10015. | Harj K (hksniper19) | 85.66 | 96% | 2025-02-28 |
| 10016. | Malthus (malthusfb) | 85.66 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 10017. | R (ghostboy) | 85.65 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 10018. | Aikun (aikunkun) | 85.65 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 10019. | Remo (rotta564) | 85.65 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 10020. | herpaderp (folkemord) | 85.64 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 10021. | Sytse (doubles2000) | 85.64 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 10022. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 85.64 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 10023. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 85.64 | 95.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 10024. | James (kole_18) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 10025. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 85.63 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |