I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16050. | Ji (goonerjimmy) | 72.81 | 98% | 2016-10-12 |
| 16051. | Vibes (insidious_vibes) | 72.80 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 16052. | Hex (hexagon0165) | 72.80 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 16053. | Taichi (uemurax) | 72.80 | 94% | 2015-05-13 |
| 16054. | Nexus (nexus1711) | 72.79 | 96.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 16055. | Arvind (arvindlamba454) | 72.79 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 16056. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 16057. | DarkLight (darklight17) | 72.79 | 96.7% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16058. | Armando (mandy1339) | 72.79 | 97% | 2016-11-30 |
| 16059. | Andrew (kappachang) | 72.79 | 100% | 2018-10-07 |
| 16060. | Obama (ent1pe) | 72.78 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 16061. | Bruna (blackdereker) | 72.78 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 16062. | LickWidFyre (lickwidfyre) | 72.78 | 94% | 2019-09-21 |
| 16063. | dani (danisirico) | 72.78 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 16064. | Thomas (100wordsperminute) | 72.78 | 96.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 16065. | nzwi (nzwi) | 72.78 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
| 16066. | jod (thedeathofjudeusfaitheus) | 72.77 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 16067. | John (relicanth56) | 72.77 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 16068. | Malthus (malthusfb) | 72.77 | 94% | 2019-10-15 |
| 16069. | Adam (alpark) | 72.77 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 16070. | Gary (gary01pd2017) | 72.77 | 87% | 2017-01-17 |
| 16071. | c (awesometheii) | 72.76 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 16072. | Chongtek (markmai) | 72.76 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
| 16073. | Sam (vynsta) | 72.76 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16074. | wz (taywzzzz) | 72.76 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 16075. | Mittens (mittens_lol) | 72.76 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16076. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 72.76 | 87% | 2016-06-08 |
| 16077. | Cyber (alifarra) | 72.75 | 98.3% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16078. | Brendan (btbens) | 72.75 | 96% | 2015-08-05 |
| 16079. | Sophie (microwavey) | 72.74 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |