The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10410. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 88.42 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10411. | The (anuj26022001) | 88.42 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 10412. | Christoph (hackercow) | 88.41 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 10413. | Viktor (pineapple212) | 88.41 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 10414. | Dude (hurtreynolds) | 88.41 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 10415. | Roslyn (rustyautoparts) | 88.41 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 10416. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 88.40 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 10417. | foo (amazon10x) | 88.40 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 10418. | Joe (mynameisclint) | 88.40 | 98% | 2013-10-11 |
| 10419. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 88.40 | 99% | 2023-06-04 |
| 10420. | Colemak ⌨️ (topazio88) | 88.40 | 98.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10421. | Jason (lightzout) | 88.40 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 10422. | Basil (basil_abs) | 88.40 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 10423. | Nick (typeguy) | 88.40 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 10424. | DownOnMe (twindracula) | 88.40 | 95% | 2014-08-15 |
| 10425. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 88.40 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 10426. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 88.39 | 95.6% | 2023-06-06 |
| 10427. | xobile (zobile) | 88.39 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 10428. | max (malinkal) | 88.39 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 10429. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 88.39 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10430. | Kurion (kurion) | 88.39 | 92% | 2013-11-10 |
| 10431. | Michael (someone12135) | 88.38 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 10432. | nana (goomi) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 10433. | Fernando (frn4n) | 88.38 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10434. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 88.38 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 10435. | Jerry (jadelays) | 88.38 | 97.1% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10436. | Rowan (aboutfivebees) | 88.38 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 10437. | Marc (mreading) | 88.38 | 99% | 2016-02-09 |
| 10438. | Azee (azee) | 88.38 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 10439. | darth (vadercoder) | 88.38 | 95% | 2017-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |