Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2153. | what (witampanstwa_) | 51.58 | 94% | 2019-12-09 |
| 2154. | Spaceman (reallyouthere) | 51.58 | 95% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2155. | powerplayer75 (powerplayer75) | 51.58 | 94% | 2019-08-31 |
| 2156. | Mikhail (smy25) | 51.58 | 93% | 2019-02-15 |
| 2157. | Mohamed (lordmeunier) | 51.53 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2158. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 51.53 | 95% | 2018-12-09 |
| 2159. | Levi (icytime) | 51.51 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 2160. | Henry (squidhs) | 51.49 | 95% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2161. | Joanna (joanx) | 51.47 | 94% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2162. | 23WPM (slothloris) | 51.47 | 95% | 2017-10-01 |
| 2163. | EndlessWhite (rowanl3) | 51.41 | 95% | 2017-07-07 |
| 2164. | Michael (tigerdriger) | 51.38 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 2165. | uchka (uchka0826) | 51.31 | 95% | 2020-02-20 |
| 2166. | Miika (hakkerijehu) | 51.28 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2167. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 51.28 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2168. | Zach (supa_robloxkid) | 51.23 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 2169. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 51.22 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2170. | Samuel (tranquilo) | 51.17 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2171. | J (j_sky) | 51.11 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2172. | Andry (zantetsuken) | 51.07 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 2173. | Lior (lior8413) | 51.05 | 94% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2174. | Elian (saeruig) | 51.03 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 2175. | Gayane (xujuj) | 50.93 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 2176. | typer (turbo360) | 50.92 | 95% | 2017-10-26 |
| 2177. | sunil (suniya4600) | 50.90 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 2178. | Ed (edward12345) | 50.88 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 2179. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 50.87 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 2180. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 50.81 | 95% | 2018-07-31 |
| 2181. | Mitchell (unearth) | 50.78 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2182. | Anne (anneh10) | 50.77 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |