The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26044. | Vanshraj (vrsempire601) | 62.48 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 26045. | Kyanna (kyanna_87) | 62.48 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 26046. | pat (grumpyfish) | 62.48 | 95% | 2012-04-17 |
| 26047. | John (jca1987) | 62.48 | 86% | 2011-08-03 |
| 26048. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 62.48 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
| 26049. | Allan (allanomalley) | 62.48 | 93% | 2012-11-29 |
| 26050. | Agis (agis3) | 62.47 | 94% | 2022-07-04 |
| 26051. | Juanpa (gokias_1234) | 62.47 | 93% | 2021-10-31 |
| 26052. | wayexzee (wayexzee) | 62.47 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 26053. | Quincy (darkish) | 62.47 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
| 26054. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 62.47 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 26055. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 62.47 | 99% | 2017-07-23 |
| 26056. | dakkon (d4kk0n1234) | 62.47 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 26057. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 62.47 | 96% | 2015-08-21 |
| 26058. | Britto (britto07) | 62.47 | 94% | 2013-07-25 |
| 26059. | AG (anujmgupta) | 62.47 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 26060. | Name (slow_goy) | 62.46 | 90% | 2013-11-23 |
| 26061. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 62.46 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 26062. | Dan (monty69) | 62.46 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 26063. | Hawk (hawk_w) | 62.46 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 26064. | JUne (juneteeth) | 62.46 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 26065. | Wasi (theboxerkick) | 62.46 | 90% | 2016-09-19 |
| 26066. | arthurit0 (artur41) | 62.46 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 26067. | Ghtf (ghtf) | 62.46 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 26068. | Shino (chino54) | 62.46 | 98% | 2016-07-31 |
| 26069. | Jorge (vxsery) | 62.46 | 97% | 2011-11-08 |
| 26070. | vikky (rookie3324) | 62.46 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 26071. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 62.45 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 26072. | John (beast36) | 62.45 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 26073. | E (phillipcool127) | 62.45 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |