So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21296. | zr (zacr) | 66.17 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 21297. | mohammad mahdi (m_m_behnasr) | 66.17 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 21298. | Michael (ms_12) | 66.17 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 21299. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 66.17 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 21300. | Lucky (booxrcool) | 66.17 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 21301. | TopRamen (justsean) | 66.17 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 21302. | murker! (murker) | 66.17 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 21303. | Devan (devan) | 66.17 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 21304. | Ivy (ivymintarja) | 66.16 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 21305. | Nate (npmaile) | 66.16 | 92% | 2017-04-15 |
| 21306. | Ahmad (hahahmad594) | 66.16 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 21307. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 66.16 | 95.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 21308. | Josua (siocnarff) | 66.16 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 21309. | Maged (magmag) | 66.16 | 94% | 2011-05-06 |
| 21310. | Afford66 (afford66) | 66.16 | 95% | 2016-07-17 |
| 21311. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 66.16 | 93% | 2012-12-03 |
| 21312. | Hristijan (hristijanp) | 66.15 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 21313. | Yellow (yellowasianguy) | 66.15 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 21314. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 66.15 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 21315. | Ian (malical) | 66.15 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 21316. | autumn12345 (autumn12345) | 66.15 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 21317. | Yazan_SA (yazan_sa) | 66.14 | 95% | 2022-12-22 |
| 21318. | Ed (ed841) | 66.14 | 94% | 2022-06-18 |
| 21319. | madina (madina_000000) | 66.13 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 21320. | Ella (tigger1854) | 66.13 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 21321. | Tom (tom09876) | 66.13 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 21322. | jason (kimjongdos) | 66.13 | 94.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 21323. | potent (blind_sphere) | 66.13 | 97% | 2021-02-03 |
| 21324. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 66.13 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 21325. | Jimmy (jimmyceballos) | 66.13 | 95% | 2019-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |