Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5995. | n00b (gimape07) | 94.81 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 5996. | hrzn (hrzn) | 94.81 | 98% | 2024-02-18 |
| 5997. | Allen (coraza) | 94.81 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5998. | righteous (trustjesus) | 94.80 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 5999. | פלסטין חופשית (... | 94.80 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 6000. | Jaideep (ben_dover6969) | 94.79 | 97% | 2025-05-12 |
| 6001. | Alex (botscotch) | 94.79 | 98% | 2023-11-14 |
| 6002. | Mor (morti_20) | 94.78 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 6003. | J (kzce) | 94.78 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 6004. | Coojoe (coojoe123) | 94.77 | 99.2% | 2024-11-21 |
| 6005. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 94.77 | 97% | 2024-04-04 |
| 6006. | Goofy (d1amondb0t) | 94.77 | 96% | 2024-01-12 |
| 6007. | excaliburrito (excaliburrito) | 94.76 | 98% | 2025-09-27 |
| 6008. | robbie (aceninja17) | 94.76 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 6009. | James (jmiddleton) | 94.75 | 96.6% | 2023-12-22 |
| 6010. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 94.75 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 6011. | yoolin (yoolin) | 94.74 | 98% | 2025-11-05 |
| 6012. | Keegan (keetothegan) | 94.74 | 96.4% | 2024-09-03 |
| 6013. | Amir (amiraz) | 94.74 | 98.7% | 2025-01-21 |
| 6014. | Evan (kaminsk13) | 94.74 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 6015. | Key (malformant) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 6016. | William (deviousdd) | 94.73 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6017. | Zach (zachswan1) | 94.73 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 6018. | Khanh (deny198) | 94.72 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 6019. | John (craftinpark) | 94.72 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 6020. | Derek (dbraun99) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 6021. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 6022. | U (ugoracer) | 94.70 | 97.9% | 2023-09-02 |
| 6023. | John McCarthy (providerone) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 6024. | Dark (dark_byte) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |