And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9003. | Phoenix (djspookyphoenix) | 100.11 | 94% | 2017-05-29 |
| 9004. | Ghillie (ghillie111) | 100.10 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
| 9005. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 100.10 | 99% | 2016-02-02 |
| 9006. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 100.10 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9007. | obamaz123 (obamaz123) | 100.10 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 9008. | Jace (dresden) | 100.10 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 9009. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 100.09 | 97.9% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9010. | Edward (eddiel3939) | 100.09 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 9011. | liz (hamid__) | 100.09 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9012. | primo (prim013) | 100.09 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 9013. | Dean (dean0927) | 100.09 | 98% | 2016-08-10 |
| 9014. | khun (indiesel) | 100.08 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 9015. | Davey (gujin) | 100.08 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 9016. | L (dubbz) | 100.08 | 94% | 2012-12-22 |
| 9017. | Asdf (surfinmuse) | 100.08 | 91% | 2012-09-23 |
| 9018. | Cdawg2 (cdawg2) | 100.08 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 9019. | Key (malformant) | 100.07 | 98.4% | 2023-09-16 |
| 9020. | Remi (remilord) | 100.07 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 9021. | nah id win (aragorn_the_snake) | 100.07 | 98.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9022. | Will (wlollrus) | 100.07 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 9023. | Navn (navee1292) | 100.07 | 98% | 2015-12-11 |
| 9024. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 100.06 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 9025. | East (eastwind21) | 100.06 | 99% | 2021-09-24 |
| 9026. | Sleepi (sleepiqueen) | 100.05 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9027. | Norbert (5000wpm) | 100.05 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
| 9028. | Jay (jtyamada) | 100.05 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 9029. | NYCFINEST (nycfinesse) | 100.04 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 9030. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 100.04 | 98% | 2014-12-24 |
| 9031. | Gucci Gang (stenl38) | 100.04 | 96% | 2016-11-22 |
| 9032. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 100.03 | 95% | 2015-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |