Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1585. | (greatsentinel) | 116.15 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 1586. | (tobymao) | 116.14 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 1587. | (soul_light) | 116.09 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 1588. | (nullchilly) | 116.09 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 1589. | (shanester) | 116.07 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
| 1590. | Jezebelle (jezebe11e) | 116.07 | 100% | 2012-03-25 |
| 1591. | (ze_goggles) | 116.04 | 92% | 2013-01-03 |
| 1592. | (huaweialeksa) | 116.03 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 1593. | Laura (laura_palmer) | 116.01 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1594. | (cmptrgeekken) | 116.01 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 1595. | Wilford (wilfordjason) | 116.00 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 1596. | (sl123) | 115.99 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 1597. | (sirquicker) | 115.97 | 95% | 2014-01-04 |
| 1598. | (noahvn) | 115.97 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 1599. | (liangk1) | 115.96 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 1600. | killjoy (kjstick) | 115.96 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 1601. | alexis (alexxxis) | 115.95 | 98% | 2012-06-10 |
| 1602. | Malarious (malarious) | 115.95 | 89% | 2013-09-14 |
| 1603. | (accorn279) | 115.94 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 1604. | (chelytenens) | 115.93 | 97% | 2012-02-28 |
| 1605. | J-J ✈ the jet plane (jjadup) | 115.93 | 99% | 2012-08-07 |
| 1606. | (poops_magee) | 115.93 | 100% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1607. | (cyril715) | 115.91 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 1608. | (lolumadbro) | 115.91 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 1609. | (omgom) | 115.90 | 97% | 2013-03-23 |
| 1610. | (kodeevu) | 115.88 | 97% | 2014-08-20 |
| 1611. | (sadiyah) | 115.85 | 95% | 2011-12-07 |
| 1612. | (bluesunrise) | 115.85 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1613. | loois (gorgontes) | 115.85 | 100% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1614. | (radiosurgery) | 115.84 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |