So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1818. | (reverserespect) | 114.78 | 99% | 2018-07-16 |
| 1819. | (dearmr) | 114.77 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 1820. | (shardfall) | 114.76 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1821. | (daeraser) | 114.76 | 99% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1822. | (luftkastel) | 114.73 | 98% | 2012-06-01 |
| 1823. | Stas (tarrterr) | 114.72 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 1824. | (buck1249) | 114.71 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 1825. | (despaireternal) | 114.71 | 92% | 2014-12-26 |
| 1826. | (_rip_steve_job_) | 114.71 | 98% | 2012-01-20 |
| 1827. | Ctrl + Alt + K (infolepsy) | 114.69 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 1828. | (12122012) | 114.69 | 98% | 2012-12-12 |
| 1829. | (rrdharan) | 114.67 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 1830. | (enjjj) | 114.66 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1831. | (halojune) | 114.64 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 1832. | (skarnica) | 114.64 | 93% | 2017-05-17 |
| 1833. | (seasick) | 114.64 | 93% | 2011-05-17 |
| 1834. | Malarious (malarious) | 114.63 | 94% | 2013-09-19 |
| 1835. | (buckyplaysatwork) | 114.63 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1836. | (wivo) | 114.61 | 97% | 2013-04-26 |
| 1837. | kppo57ultra (kppo57ultra) | 114.59 | 95% | 2011-10-02 |
| 1838. | (rift_herald) | 114.59 | 100% | 2016-10-22 |
| 1839. | (nobold) | 114.58 | 97% | 2015-09-10 |
| 1840. | (liist) | 114.58 | 77% | 2014-02-04 |
| 1841. | (nbevi001) | 114.57 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 1842. | Justin (chachant) | 114.57 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 1843. | Mad (bornzor) | 114.56 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1844. | Karellen (karellen) | 114.54 | 99% | 2016-01-06 |
| 1845. | (grace6446) | 114.54 | 99% | 2014-01-02 |
| 1846. | Shion (shionaster) | 114.52 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1847. | (freakinnickp) | 114.51 | 100% | 2023-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |