Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24425. | pickleddillo (viigavic) | 61.82 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24426. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 61.82 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 24427. | IcanhazGin (icanhazgin) | 61.82 | 97% | 2016-02-13 |
| 24428. | drago (drag00me) | 61.82 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 24429. | Ivan (smdslim) | 61.82 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 24430. | Meh (liszt) | 61.81 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 24431. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 61.81 | 88% | 2013-05-27 |
| 24432. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 61.81 | 94% | 2017-07-24 |
| 24433. | Anim (animmalvat) | 61.81 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 24434. | Arr (arrfuu) | 61.81 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 24435. | Zak (zak_roger) | 61.81 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 24436. | Neo (neo_neo) | 61.80 | 97% | 2014-08-05 |
| 24437. | Giga (dudedepressed) | 61.80 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 24438. | Niko (gona01) | 61.80 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 24439. | Garrett (maximumsmash) | 61.80 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 24440. | Duc (duc462002) | 61.80 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 24441. | minh (loveclassic) | 61.79 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 24442. | Tjersti (tjersti) | 61.79 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 24443. | RaZZoR (razzor) | 61.79 | 94% | 2012-03-14 |
| 24444. | goblet (zocnute) | 61.79 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 24445. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 61.79 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 24446. | Lonely (lonely0hunter) | 61.79 | 96.8% | 2023-05-15 |
| 24447. | Nohin (nohin) | 61.79 | 95.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 24448. | Adarsh Anand (lostboy105) | 61.79 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 24449. | malix (malangi) | 61.79 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 24450. | a (ajkrause) | 61.78 | 97% | 2011-09-26 |
| 24451. | Rohan (ashavijaysukne) | 61.78 | 92% | 2017-03-19 |
| 24452. | quý (vucaoquy1) | 61.78 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| 24453. | James (anhotep) | 61.78 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| 24454. | Piyush (piyush27) | 61.78 | 94% | 2022-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |