The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9529. | xkia (xkia) | 89.03 | 94% | 2013-05-29 |
| 9530. | Rajit (rajit) | 89.03 | 93% | 2013-12-11 |
| 9531. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 89.03 | 97.8% | 2024-07-16 |
| 9532. | Dre (dredog17) | 89.03 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 9533. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 89.03 | 96% | 2024-04-01 |
| 9534. | Ken Ian (satanic12211) | 89.03 | 92% | 2016-04-13 |
| 9535. | Grot (grot) | 89.03 | 86% | 2017-03-21 |
| 9536. | Archie Allen (archiea7) | 89.02 | 97.2% | 2025-04-28 |
| 9537. | tstats[meganoquit] (meganoq... | 89.02 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 9538. | Michael (michael_mikey) | 89.01 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 9539. | xD (1424124t33) | 89.01 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 9540. | RED (red666) | 89.01 | 96.9% | 2024-04-06 |
| 9541. | Zanguza (zanguza) | 89.01 | 99% | 2013-06-28 |
| 9542. | Ted (xted) | 89.01 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 9543. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 89.01 | 98% | 2016-09-09 |
| 9544. | Allison (allis0n_cabala) | 89.01 | 97% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9545. | FoFo (fofire) | 89.00 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9546. | gazzspazz123 (gazzspazz123) | 89.00 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 9547. | mikey (shpoopdy) | 89.00 | 99% | 2025-03-10 |
| 9548. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 89.00 | 97.4% | 2024-10-04 |
| 9549. | Mikhail (maklaya) | 89.00 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 9550. | Sam (sam3456) | 89.00 | 97.8% | 2023-12-05 |
| 9551. | Joe (grimeson) | 89.00 | 98% | 2012-12-23 |
| 9552. | Emily (pufferfish717) | 89.00 | 96% | 2015-01-10 |
| 9553. | Nikki (levitate_reachthesky) | 89.00 | 95% | 2012-08-22 |
| 9554. | avENGER (pffflstlss) | 88.99 | 94% | 2016-07-18 |
| 9555. | Finn (finnark) | 88.99 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 9556. | MysticalEevee (mysticaleevee) | 88.98 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9557. | Luigi (fiscario) | 88.98 | 97% | 2025-05-23 |
| 9558. | plee (rump_colemak) | 88.98 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |