I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4588. | Andrew (drewjitsu) | 104.05 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 4589. | rainingfrogs (rainingfrogs) | 104.04 | 97.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 4590. | Jeremy (codemonkey800) | 104.04 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 4591. | Elie (eliepr0) | 104.04 | 96.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4592. | Chris (freedomphifer) | 104.03 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4593. | Boran (boranroni) | 104.03 | 97% | 2026-02-06 |
| 4594. | Brian (tunnun) | 104.03 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4595. | daniel (frostywhale) | 104.03 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
| 4596. | Life (don2712) | 104.02 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4597. | Bao (baowilliam) | 104.02 | 98.4% | 2024-05-04 |
| 4598. | Maxwell (goatmaxwelln) | 104.02 | 99% | 2025-10-24 |
| 4599. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 104.02 | 98.4% | 2024-07-06 |
| 4600. | Fanta (fantamelon) | 104.02 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4601. | Brian (brianfellows) | 104.01 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4602. | Alex (itsldog) | 104.01 | 94% | 2017-03-23 |
| 4603. | XrXr (xrxr) | 104.00 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 4604. | Jassu (firstjassu) | 103.99 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4605. | Marko (make7) | 103.99 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4606. | John Wick (asr123) | 103.99 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 4607. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 103.99 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 4608. | SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... | 103.98 | 99% | 2026-04-03 |
| 4609. | John Kelly (jkelly_t) | 103.98 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 4610. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 103.98 | 98.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 4611. | gnomy12 (gnomy12) | 103.98 | 98.4% | 2021-02-10 |
| 4612. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 103.98 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 4613. | Paolo (pmabanta) | 103.97 | 95.5% | 2024-09-08 |
| 4614. | Pavle (pajle) | 103.97 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4615. | Matt (soflogator) | 103.97 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 4616. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 103.96 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 4617. | beans (squirtly) | 103.96 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |