I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10785. | John (typesmith) | 86.97 | 97% | 2024-08-07 |
| 10786. | Chris (icedcoffee43) | 86.97 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 10787. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 86.97 | 99% | 2019-10-21 |
| 10788. | rxnmar (rxnmar) | 86.96 | 96.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 10789. | Alex (awtpi314) | 86.96 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 10790. | Daniel (rexow) | 86.96 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 10791. | mroreoman (mroreoman) | 86.95 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 10792. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 86.95 | 97.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 10793. | they used to say we would n... | 86.95 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 10794. | Greg (greglahaye) | 86.95 | 99% | 2019-06-27 |
| 10795. | asuteraj (asuteraj) | 86.94 | 98% | 2024-10-26 |
| 10796. | bbogdn2 (bbogdn2) | 86.94 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 10797. | Meow (franklin31113) | 86.94 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 10798. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 86.94 | 97.6% | 2024-08-08 |
| 10799. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 86.94 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 10800. | Fang (fang1216) | 86.94 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 10801. | Momocat (acornboo) | 86.93 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 10802. | mic (michaljanik) | 86.93 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10803. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 86.93 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 10804. | Trace (tsb2011) | 86.93 | 98% | 2019-06-30 |
| 10805. | 💩 (slix7770) | 86.93 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 10806. | Raz (lotanraz) | 86.93 | 88% | 2017-03-01 |
| 10807. | REDATEDXXX (redatedx1) | 86.92 | 96.6% | 2025-03-30 |
| 10808. | Dusa (enjdusan) | 86.92 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 10809. | Gudun (gudun) | 86.92 | 98.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 10810. | Kevin (lgloo) | 86.92 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 10811. | caique (caiquelira) | 86.92 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 10812. | MrDot (mr_dot) | 86.91 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 10813. | AZ (tundoo) | 86.91 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 10814. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 86.91 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |