I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7424. | Andy (sierrawu) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7425. | samson (swanson209) | 93.28 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7426. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 93.28 | 98% | 2015-04-20 |
| 7427. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 93.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7428. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 7429. | E (wildsuperfire3) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7430. | touch me (sertouchme) | 93.27 | 98.3% | 2024-03-24 |
| 7431. | Shelby (typo5) | 93.27 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 7432. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 93.27 | 97% | 2016-09-14 |
| 7433. | haidanos (haidanos) | 93.26 | 96.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 7434. | nilansh (pralaya) | 93.26 | 98% | 2025-11-09 |
| 7435. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 93.26 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 7436. | George (g_unit88) | 93.26 | 96.8% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7437. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 93.25 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7438. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 93.25 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 7439. | tim (rudyza) | 93.25 | 91% | 2016-11-28 |
| 7440. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 93.24 | 96.8% | 2024-08-20 |
| 7441. | Typer (beginner9) | 93.24 | 96.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 7442. | Josh (josh1318) | 93.24 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7443. | maiZe (maize) | 93.24 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 7444. | Retriix (retriix) | 93.24 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 7445. | josh (sungchan) | 93.24 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 7446. | Hohn Jopkins (xictyper) | 93.23 | 96.4% | 2025-03-24 |
| 7447. | Levi (famoosh) | 93.23 | 97% | 2015-05-25 |
| 7448. | AloftPanda (aloftpanda) | 93.23 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 7449. | Nicholas (nsirlin) | 93.23 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 7450. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 93.22 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 7451. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 93.22 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 7452. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 93.21 | 93% | 2015-05-06 |
| 7453. | neno (nenobid428) | 93.21 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |