The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11344. | Crouton (a99966) | 86.55 | 97% | 2015-01-30 |
| 11345. | yurk (yurk) | 86.54 | 97% | 2015-03-12 |
| 11346. | Clay (baff) | 86.54 | 95% | 2014-08-12 |
| 11347. | Emperus (emperus) | 86.54 | 84% | 2011-12-31 |
| 11348. | 🇮🇱💜LEAN💜🇮ðŸ‡... | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11349. | Ernie (erniek) | 86.54 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 11350. | Lizzie (lilipatootieo4) | 86.54 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 11351. | Sanbi (ss8vd) | 86.54 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 11352. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 86.54 | 85% | 2016-08-13 |
| 11353. | Liam (number406) | 86.53 | 95% | 2018-03-11 |
| 11354. | joe (jwvv77) | 86.53 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 11355. | Gaurav (silverlightning) | 86.53 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 11356. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 86.53 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 11357. | Tim (timspeedle) | 86.52 | 84% | 2014-10-27 |
| 11358. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 86.52 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 11359. | Scott (kaztyper) | 86.52 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 11360. | Lelerz (lelerz314) | 86.51 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 11361. | Darrick (mervisbeacon) | 86.51 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 11362. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 86.51 | 95% | 2016-09-16 |
| 11363. | [: Ani (mainly_err) | 86.51 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 11364. | Tom (speedor) | 86.50 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 11365. | tstats[korathlee] (korathlee) | 86.50 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
| 11366. | nathan (lentonato) | 86.50 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11367. | Wayne (xwang4) | 86.50 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 11368. | Ron (ronald2) | 86.50 | 97% | 2015-08-31 |
| 11369. | COATES (texxtz) | 86.50 | 91% | 2014-03-19 |
| 11370. | King (kingshantha) | 86.50 | 98% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11371. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 86.50 | 97% | 2016-02-10 |
| 11372. | Sean (seanlew98) | 86.49 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11373. | Bob (mrsibbobsaget) | 86.48 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |