So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31061. | Kachow (suvigya) | 50.84 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 31062. | Caleb (toxicbot777) | 50.84 | 93% | 2020-11-06 |
| 31063. | tasya (tasyaa) | 50.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 31064. | Mason (mouamason) | 50.83 | 91% | 2016-10-04 |
| 31065. | Phan (phanthaiduong21) | 50.83 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
| 31066. | duk (bongoun) | 50.83 | 90% | 2012-10-02 |
| 31067. | Juliet (juliet666589) | 50.83 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 31068. | Long Pham (long29031997) | 50.82 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 31069. | Ninja (ninjawanker) | 50.82 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 31070. | draza (draza) | 50.81 | 89% | 2015-11-23 |
| 31071. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 50.81 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 31072. | Brojo (brojokm) | 50.81 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 31073. | Paymon (utramaster360) | 50.81 | 87% | 2012-12-08 |
| 31074. | Hemant (hemantadil) | 50.81 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 31075. | Huỳnh Khôi (foggy01) | 50.80 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 31076. | Jessica (jessicatran1997) | 50.80 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 31077. | Carpe (carpe) | 50.79 | 97% | 2011-12-08 |
| 31078. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 50.79 | 89% | 2013-05-15 |
| 31079. | Myre (tobiasmyrvoll) | 50.79 | 88% | 2016-01-26 |
| 31080. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 31081. | Gabriel (synthetic00) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 31082. | Aron (mailo95) | 50.79 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
| 31083. | Sheperd (sheperd69) | 50.78 | 92% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31084. | MasterYeetusXXX (unknownvirus) | 50.78 | 94% | 2016-08-12 |
| 31085. | Michael (bbtiger) | 50.78 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 31086. | Big Mac (mak60) | 50.78 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 31087. | Brokelyn (brokelynprincess) | 50.78 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 31088. | Evaop (gzlwan22) | 50.78 | 94% | 2012-11-07 |
| 31089. | mg (mg500) | 50.78 | 92% | 2016-11-24 |
| 31090. | SW (steelseries2001) | 50.78 | 95% | 2016-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |