When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8467. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 86.99 | 98.5% | 2024-05-30 |
| 8468. | ♋ Carmelo (carmelo231) | 86.99 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 8469. | Manel (mrnuke) | 86.98 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 8470. | Empirix (empirix) | 86.98 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8471. | Mikołaj (winnerro) | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8472. | laezza (inimitabile) | 86.97 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 8473. | Patrick (professorx33) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8474. | Brian (oberblastmeister) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 8475. | blue (bluebennie) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8476. | stelle (ilovesatan) | 86.96 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 8477. | kaine (diekaine) | 86.96 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8478. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 86.95 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 8479. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 86.95 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 8480. | Alexander (prayforwinter) | 86.95 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8481. | Adimas (frostyslr) | 86.95 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 8482. | Ali (afregistry) | 86.95 | 98% | 2020-03-20 |
| 8483. | Melon (mailmelon) | 86.94 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 8484. | Kairos (kairossss_) | 86.94 | 99% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8485. | Sean (pegpeg66) | 86.94 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 8486. | Thomas (th100) | 86.94 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 8487. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 86.94 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 8488. | Luan (luan0763) | 86.94 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
| 8489. | Ben (koppix) | 86.93 | 100% | 2023-02-04 |
| 8490. | Nero (theneronex) | 86.93 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8491. | abdothegamer (dvorak_on_30fps) | 86.92 | 97.1% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8492. | Johnny (speedstack79) | 86.92 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 8493. | Storm (stormwarrior12) | 86.91 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 8494. | Ben (bacco) | 86.91 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 8495. | Karukos (karukos) | 86.91 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 8496. | Tyler (typeler) | 86.91 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |