Judges are picked out from the most dexterous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy, and having been biased all their lives against truth or equity, are under such a fatal necessity of favoring fraud, perjury and oppression, that I have known several of them to refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty by doing any thing unbecoming their nature in office.
—from Gulliver's Travels, a book by Jonathan Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1966. | Fleyon (mcnsnipe1) | 94.36 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 1967. | Michael (gnurdux) | 94.35 | 92% | 2017-03-12 |
| 1968. | i quit (nizerdizer) | 94.33 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1969. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 94.31 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 1970. | P-Bag (porter7678) | 94.30 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1971. | Luis (duelistone) | 94.30 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1972. | nothing (galaxiedhomerow) | 94.29 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1973. | HawksCardinals (hawkscardin... | 94.27 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 1974. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 94.26 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1975. | Richard (rzli) | 94.25 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1976. | Haidar (michiganman89) | 94.23 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1977. | pingu (pingu_workman) | 94.23 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
| 1978. | shebaw (shebaw) | 94.21 | 96% | 2016-12-22 |
| 1979. | camden (camdcn) | 94.21 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1980. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 94.20 | 100% | 2018-08-09 |
| 1981. | Chip (chaichip) | 94.20 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1982. | Mom (mahm) | 94.19 | 94% | 2017-04-19 |
| 1983. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 94.19 | 94% | 2016-11-14 |
| 1984. | Jakab (schttj) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1985. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 94.14 | 94% | 2017-02-06 |
| 1986. | Xibu (xibu) | 94.14 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1987. | DEBILANA TOTALNA (demiurg) | 94.13 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1988. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 94.13 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1989. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 94.13 | 100% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1990. | Zack (zackyoyoyoyoy) | 94.13 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1991. | Steven (itslui) | 94.12 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1992. | Mkaaztje🍒❤ (tadas2002) | 94.12 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1993. | Anton (tutantontut) | 94.11 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 1994. | slyFlora (acerose) | 94.10 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1995. | Giulio (giulio89) | 94.09 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 13,080 | 83.23 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 410 | 62.65 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 102.42 | November 2, 2017 |
| á—ś Stenography | 10 | 59.61 | December 12, 2021 |