So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22126. | Claudia (aaaaccdillruyz) | 65.09 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 22127. | Terry (explodingbug4) | 65.09 | 91% | 2015-12-03 |
| 22128. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 65.09 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
| 22129. | Harry (twister789) | 65.09 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 22130. | Michal (buzna) | 65.09 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 22131. | Bikram (wood_cutter) | 65.09 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 22132. | Jan (shortext) | 65.09 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 22133. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 65.09 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 22134. | Gaphnix (gaphnix) | 65.08 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 22135. | Adam (triazo) | 65.08 | 92% | 2013-04-02 |
| 22136. | Gohan4723 (gohan4723) | 65.08 | 93% | 2014-08-27 |
| 22137. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 65.08 | 94% | 2019-05-05 |
| 22138. | Paul (pwall149) | 65.08 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 22139. | lol (oknoted) | 65.07 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 22140. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 65.07 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 22141. | Udit (catherod) | 65.07 | 91% | 2017-05-11 |
| 22142. | Jacob (sinani206) | 65.06 | 91% | 2013-01-03 |
| 22143. | zarry (zarryc) | 65.06 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
| 22144. | XXX (pitago) | 65.06 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 22145. | Mahala (mahalakks) | 65.06 | 93% | 2011-11-19 |
| 22146. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 65.06 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 22147. | 000 (oknotok_) | 65.05 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 22148. | Mike Kevin (mkcastro24) | 65.05 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 22149. | Kennedy (vanmankennedy) | 65.05 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 22150. | ujez (ujez) | 65.05 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 22151. | Null (chicken1996) | 65.05 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 22152. | Allyson (allymyson) | 65.05 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 22153. | Billy (bfud) | 65.04 | 90% | 2013-01-08 |
| 22154. | zonked (zonked) | 65.04 | 94% | 2014-12-11 |
| 22155. | James (cleanthugg) | 65.04 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |