The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11169. | I beat you L0ser! lol... (i... | 44.80 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 11170. | Oweeka (oweeka) | 44.80 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 11171. | D (dsehra) | 44.80 | 95% | 2011-08-18 |
| 11172. | Jiaqi (dereklin) | 44.80 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11173. | Fsociety (as77) | 44.80 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11174. | Habeeb (habeeb7) | 44.80 | 96% | 2013-10-14 |
| 11175. | Hanu (hanu4321) | 44.79 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 11176. | sheehab (sheehab) | 44.79 | 90% | 2016-02-08 |
| 11177. | Vonn (code0monkey1) | 44.79 | 94% | 2016-07-27 |
| 11178. | Black (black22) | 44.78 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 11179. | Brandon (tga8706) | 44.78 | 97% | 2015-03-05 |
| 11180. | usman (usmanali) | 44.78 | 99% | 2012-09-24 |
| 11181. | reji (reji) | 44.78 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 11182. | Bob (bob_loblawrl) | 44.78 | 94% | 2019-12-20 |
| 11183. | Garrett (garrettm1998) | 44.78 | 86% | 2014-09-10 |
| 11184. | emanuel (brazil) | 44.78 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 11185. | Alexander (dartheblue) | 44.77 | 90% | 2016-05-18 |
| 11186. | Quinn (magicsoap444) | 44.77 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 11187. | Save Palestine (mister_hanter) | 44.77 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11188. | Ann (superanh) | 44.77 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 11189. | umer (umer2723) | 44.77 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 11190. | Jeep (bafmedlaf) | 44.76 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 11191. | Ryan (elessardunadan) | 44.76 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 11192. | Gio (giographic) | 44.75 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 11193. | Saitor (saitor) | 44.75 | 93% | 2012-01-31 |
| 11194. | samer (alexozero) | 44.75 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11195. | fast_as_f*ck (techniqueee1337) | 44.74 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11196. | Roy (royalejandro_) | 44.74 | 93% | 2015-07-29 |
| 11197. | Lakshya (spacey30) | 44.73 | 93% | 2023-06-06 |
| 11198. | Tasnimul Hasan Rafid (tasni... | 44.73 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |