I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6348. | Gray (_piccoloser) | 96.32 | 97% | 2024-11-06 |
| 6349. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 96.31 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
| 6350. | Nico (nico1117) | 96.29 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 6351. | bruuuh (bruhxfish) | 96.29 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 6352. | temptemptemp (temptemptemp) | 96.29 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 6353. | marion (danakil) | 96.29 | 90% | 2016-02-17 |
| 6354. | Mitchell (mitch312) | 96.29 | 91% | 2016-12-14 |
| 6355. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 96.28 | 96.4% | 2024-07-23 |
| 6356. | J (jdizzla) | 96.28 | 98% | 2025-10-08 |
| 6357. | Benjamin (tryingtouse10fing... | 96.28 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 6358. | Mitchell (mrfreeze) | 96.27 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
| 6359. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 96.26 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6360. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 96.26 | 97% | 2015-05-21 |
| 6361. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 96.24 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 6362. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 96.24 | 96.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 6363. | susuwu (auraexcalibur) | 96.24 | 97% | 2017-12-25 |
| 6364. | Ko (__lo) | 96.23 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 6365. | aman (amanostrich) | 96.23 | 93% | 2016-11-06 |
| 6366. | Magnus (magicbane) | 96.23 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
| 6367. | Ayy (ayylmaoxd69) | 96.22 | 95.5% | 2024-05-27 |
| 6368. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 96.22 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
| 6369. | Alex (noobyalex) | 96.22 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 6370. | John (xjohnbx) | 96.22 | 96% | 2017-03-01 |
| 6371. | Jesse (jerusj) | 96.21 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 6372. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 96.21 | 99.2% | 2023-11-24 |
| 6373. | Pranav (0rav_workman) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 6374. | Naresh (303nash) | 96.20 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 6375. | Enzie (red_valkyrie) | 96.19 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 6376. | Eduardo (keyboard_cowboy) | 96.19 | 94% | 2016-07-15 |
| 6377. | poof (pophium_520) | 96.18 | 97.6% | 2024-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |