So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8751. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 88.40 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8752. | H. Colemak (hannah_colemak) | 88.40 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
| 8753. | Bertil (chariatos) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 8754. | erhaeh (kagehero2) | 88.40 | 91% | 2016-08-05 |
| 8755. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 88.40 | 99% | 2018-01-07 |
| 8756. | John (thefilth) | 88.40 | 93% | 2011-09-04 |
| 8757. | JJ (japie4life) | 88.40 | 91% | 2016-08-24 |
| 8758. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 88.40 | 96% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8759. | Jonny (schitzngiglz) | 88.39 | 90% | 2012-07-11 |
| 8760. | Jen (jeno20) | 88.39 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 8761. | Jh (jinghong9188) | 88.38 | 98% | 2016-12-30 |
| 8762. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 88.38 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8763. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 88.38 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 8764. | Dave (bejadabe) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 8765. | Jay (xbleedalkalinex) | 88.38 | — | 2009-12-03 |
| 8766. | Joseph (joseph1987) | 88.38 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
| 8767. | Taylor (tylrd) | 88.37 | 95% | 2015-09-30 |
| 8768. | Tyler (foreign_man_23) | 88.37 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 8769. | Potential (potential_first) | 88.37 | 97% | 2013-02-24 |
| 8770. | Adam (maggot288) | 88.37 | 95% | 2013-07-23 |
| 8771. | Jake (autorunner) | 88.37 | 96% | 2013-02-13 |
| 8772. | suki (sackclothandashes) | 88.36 | 96% | 2017-04-05 |
| 8773. | Emily (emurrysoup) | 88.36 | 99% | 2016-05-24 |
| 8774. | Mo (mhuang422) | 88.36 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 8775. | Imi (migrant) | 88.36 | 98% | 2013-11-26 |
| 8776. | Ed (fedrylle) | 88.36 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 8777. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 88.35 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 8778. | Aaron (clarkanine) | 88.35 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 8779. | James (james886) | 88.35 | 99% | 2012-06-27 |
| 8780. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 88.34 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |