So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6451. | Jameson (j_helstrom) | 94.53 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 6452. | Rafaella (strandash) | 94.53 | 99% | 2014-08-05 |
| 6453. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 94.52 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 6454. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 94.52 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6455. | Brian (tunnun) | 94.52 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 6456. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 94.52 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 6457. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 94.52 | 99% | 2013-01-21 |
| 6458. | plop (ploppiplop) | 94.51 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 6459. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 94.51 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 6460. | Novas (novas_arcos) | 94.51 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 6461. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 94.50 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 6462. | Matt (guest1) | 94.50 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 6463. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 94.50 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 6464. | eric (chessnoob) | 94.50 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 6465. | Presidente (dr0g4d0) | 94.49 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 6466. | Prayatn (prayatn) | 94.49 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 6467. | Zendaya (roger321) | 94.48 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
| 6468. | Chan_CHan (chan_chan_cute) | 94.48 | 98% | 2012-01-05 |
| 6469. | Stefan (maewen) | 94.48 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
| 6470. | deep (lamborghene) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 6471. | laerton (laerton) | 94.47 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 6472. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 94.47 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6473. | Hajar (hajar424) | 94.45 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 6474. | Bryan (bryanvu93) | 94.44 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6475. | Sam (nimrif) | 94.44 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 6476. | 你可拉死 (nikelasi) | 94.44 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 6477. | ChosilogRTX (chosilogrtx) | 94.44 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 6478. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 94.44 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 6479. | NOT_Esmael_Samir (3agwa_79) | 94.43 | 97.9% | 2023-08-02 |
| 6480. | Vincent (filtertype) | 94.43 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |